Book yer face

Yes, my friends, this is the story of my life.

What is "this" you ask?

That under the right circumstances and environmental elements, I can be seduced by the internet. Really -- it is true.

So, it's 2AM. I went to bed a few hours back but woke up because I was too...awake, I guess would be the best word. I tend to feel hyper and restless the night before the first day of school, so it's no surprise. But anyway, I get out of the comfort of my bed to go to the comfort of my Ikea jean chair across from my ever-accommodating monitor. I do the routine skim through my various accounts. I get invited to Facebook. I join Facebook.

I am officially a lose-er. Someone, give the lady a pen and paper.